Mustache Madness

Friends...madness is upon us all. March Madness! This madness is uncontrollable force that makes normal, God-fearing, Americans like you and me sweat bullets about colleges we didn't know existed until yesterday because we had them upsetting Kansas in the first round. Why do we sweat? Because we can earn 50 bucks from an office pool. Why do we need 50 bucks? The madness. March madness!

However brethern, we, the mustachioed, need to root for a team, whether or not we like basketball or not. We all need to root for Gonzaga, a college from the small Gonzagan Republic, just north of Puget Sound in Washington state. Why? Because of Adam Morrison...collegiate mustache superstar. So, we here at B.O.M.M now officially declare Gonzaga will ride Adam Morrison's mustache to the National Title. (Mustache science was right before, it's right again.) We bestow upon Adam Morrison the inaugural "NCAA Basketball Mustache of the Year 2006" to Adam Morrison.

Adam has passion:



















Adam has a fightin spirit:















Adam takes it to the hole (or maybe he's being tickled):
















Adam goes baseline (and takes you all to the gun show...whew! look at dem arms):




















Adam shits his pants emphatically:




















Adam has MUSTACHE!: (look out ladies!)

















His mustache is what we here at B.O.M.M. call training wheels. You know, the type of mustache that you see on high school kids who haven't quite shaved for the first time so they got that wispy catepillar sprouting on their lip. Well, Adam Morrison ain't no high school punk. Oh no. He's bona fide mustachioed man. The cat is just doing what he can to get by. And, dudes, that's all right. We don't discriminate, we illuminate. Not all of us has the ability of Sam Elliot to grow mustaches at will wherever and whenever he choose (it was been reported that be pointed at a man's face in Northern California and said, "Son, you need this." the boom, that man had a glorious mustache...so Sam Elliot is a giver of mustache...just like Jesus is a giver of light). So, yeah, Adam Morrison...fuck yeah we like that mustache!

And it guarantees him a place in basketball immortality (reference to the Sporting Mustache post here on B.O.M.M's website). Plus, ESPN reported late last night by Scott Van Pelt that " [Adam Morrison's] mustache has super-powers." ESPN is the leader in sports...do you doubt their credibility? We all knew mustache had super-powers in regards to manliness, testicular fortitude, lady magnet, beer sopper-upper, and the added benefit of being the envy of every clean shaven dude with sight. Now, we can add basketball skills to the list? Are you kidding me? It wasn't the shoes...but it's been the mustache all along? Praise the Lord! Lace up them sneakers, brethern, time to take over the courts!!

VIVA EL MUSTACHE!!!!