Yahoo: Behind The Times?

Friends,

Finally, non-manufactured mustache news. Legitimate mustache news reported by a semi-reputable source....Yahoo. Apparently, they have just caught on that the mustache is taking the world over lip by lip. Shame those Yahooligans don't surf the blogosphere...could've found B.O.M.M and scooped the other news services about the mustache. Clearly this story will unseat the demand for pictures of the corpse of Zarqawi (or however it's splled) and the ominus hand of the gays, hovering over the moral part of each of us. We members of B.O.M.M. don't share the opinion of 50% of America in that gay marriage is a bad idea. Instead, we embrace that right, because the gay population has always been a fan of the mustache, support that has never wavered (see previous Santorum-related post). Oh, we also support gay marriage because being against it is pretty much akin to sanctioned bigotry (kinda like separate but equal, the interment camps of WW2, and way back to that thing about slaves being 3/5 of a person: Plessy V. Ferguson, right?) and the country was pretty keen on it then, but these years later we tend to think those things were a bad idea.

Anyways, here's the link the breaking news of Mustache Popularity in NYC. (Note that Yahoo has no idea how to spell mustache, instead using the mOustache spelling...not a bad choice, but this is America and we have lopped all extra vowels out of our words, and mustache with the O is like grill with an E on the end, or color with a U...not on these shores, buddy).

VIVA EL MUSTACHE!