Game Seven, Game One and I Feel Bad Because of My Neck

Friends,

Today, I battled. I battled all day long. I woke up with this intense stiff neck...so Nora Ephron, I kinda understand your neck issue thing. I mean it still is making simple things like keeping my massive head upright. I've looked pretty much like a hunchback most of the day, or like right ear was tied to my right shoulder. Teaching like that sucks and even my kids were concerned. Good bunch of kids. Also, thanks to all those in the office who showed compassion to my struggles. Especially the Ratalie...sorry, Lady Mitch...who shared her sandwich with me.

Oh, yeah, the St. Louis Cardinals won game seven of the NLCS. (thank you Yadi Molina...thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou....and Jeff Suppan, Honorary BOMM Member, is the NLCS MVP) and now they are going to the World Series. Fucking A. Just...fucking-a. I'm so excited I wanna yell Whoo and show someone my titties. Go Cards, man...now gimme some beads.

8 solid months of frustration and the bastards go to the World Series to seemingly extend my frustration at least four days. How am I going to get anything done? Reading? Writing? Poetrification? Nope. Sorry. World Series to be watched...starring my 83 win Cardinals. Want to know something else fun? World Series starts on Saturday...my 27th. birthday. The stars...they plot against me.

Quick Hits:
1) So, Baseball God...thanks dude. You're all right by me. I know Detriot has had so little for so very long, but if you can see it in your heart to continue blessing the Cards...I will be most appreciative. I'll sacrifice a virgin or two for ya? Scout's honor.
2) Yadi Molina...I owe you a mustache, kid. How about tomorrow?
3) Endy Chavez...that was some catch in the 6th, robbing Rolen's homerun and all...so, you want to have a beer and watch the World Series with me? I know a place with Smithwicks on tap.
4) Cardinals 2nd W.S. trip in 3 years...so let's not turn into the Buffalo Bills, okay? Keep Scott Norwood and Marv Levy far, far away from the Cards in the next few weeks.
5) StL is the Underdog again, and big time. Detroit's entire pitching staff, on average, throws 150 mph...that's only only because Kenny Rogers' brings that number down. I mean, have you seen that Zumaya kid pitch? I swear I saw him throw a pitch so hard it travelled back in time and made Tim McGarver pop out in 1968. I suspect Zumaya is cheating...flux capacitors cannot be allowed if they're going to ban steroids.
6) Go Cards...Go Cards...Go Cards
7) Friday, a day without baseball...and a day of rest...who wants to see The Prestige?


VIVA EL BIRDOS Y VIVA EL MUSTACHE!!!!!