Bad Music Sunday Vol. 6

Friends,

Since today is Palm Sunday, I think today is as good as any to do a tribute to masturbatory songs/videos. By masturbatory, it's not just about visuals or atmosphere, but also self-satisfying for the music players involved. Next week, for Easter, Christian music (expect some DC Talk).

Trace Adkins - I Got My Game On
Isn't Trace Adkins so cool?!


The Pussycat Dolls - Buttons


Cyndi Lauper - She Bop (Acoustic Modernization)
A soulful bean flickin'


Billy Idol - Dancing With Myself
Maybe this song isn't that bad...but I'm not comfortable with the idea that Billy Idol gets that sweaty when masturbating.


Eminem - Without Me
Isn't Eminem so edgy?!


The Divinyls - I Touch Myself
How could I not put this on here?...and I didn't at first...Emily reminded me.


Eric Carmen - All By Myself


I'll end this with a song that I don't think belongs here, but if I'm going to do a little tribute to masturbatory songs, and not give you, dear reader, an honest chance for some self love, I'm not doing my job. So dim the lights, close the door, charge up the batteries or grab some tissues....

Chris Isaak - Wicked Game