Swears of Our Friends

Friends,

Last night at the bar, one of the conversations rolled around to funny swear phrases to say. So, I'm going to share a couple with you with the person who I heard say it.

JW: Softcock

Bronson: Fuck-knuckle

Vercant: Twatwaffle

Emily: Cuntlump

We also spent some time debating whether or not douchebag is a gender specific term. Rarely would you call a lady a douchebag, much like you would rarely call a lady an asshole. So, what would the female equivalent of douchebag be? Natalie and I had a similar discussion before, but no headway was made.

Also, here's another question for the MFA'ers....Are there any middle children in the department? Most of us, and possibly all of us, are onlys, oldests, or youngests. Isn't that interesting?

viva el mustache