Friends,
While watching SportsCenter, I saw two commercials that look strikingly familiar to something popularized in the windows of 307D...and in a thesis poster displayed to your right. Here, take a look:
Now, which motherfucker is it that I need to sue? David Stern? That'd be all right by me. You know, as if I didn't have enough of a reason to not watch the NBA, they had to go rip me (and Bronson) off. Fuck you, NBA. Even after all the props I've given that organization...remember when I said the NBA was a mustache haven? Well, turns out they're no good cheater-cheater pumpkin fucking eater, idea thiefs. The pricks! Swear to Christ, if Kobe Bryant suddenly comes out with a novel about some southern Illinois town, heads are going to roll. Someone raise Johnny Cochran from the grave, I got a suit to file.
viva el mustache!
April 18, 2008
The NBA Is A Plagiarist
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Agreed. We didn't limit ourselves with people in 307D--we had creativity. And what's the point of splicing two NBA players? Shouldn't they try to appeal to a wider audience--like Germany--by splicing somebody with David Hasselhoff?
Mitch
You know, you could retaliate by ripping off Kobe. Go rape someone in Colorado.
Is that too soon?
I don't know if you have a case or not because if you remember the movie poster to "Face Off" with Nick Cage and John Travolta ? Very similar to those that you are portraying here.
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