May 11, 2008

Five Things That Happened Because I Did Not Go To Graduation

1) Being threatened by Diana really makes me think her nickname should be Yosemite...

2) I followed a not often followed university policy about not walking unless you graduate that semester.

3) I saw a mother deer and two fawns graze behind my dumpster.

4) I broke a promise, which while it wasn't a big idea, the more I think about it, the more I feel like one of these.

5) I have a reason to come back to Mankato in the fall semester besides Richard Ford.

Congratulations, all you graduates. I'm proud to have worked, drank and bullshitted with you over these years.

viva el mustache

1 comment:

Diana said...

Well, the biggest thing you missed by not walking was one of my famous photo shoots. Go here and you'll see

http://mfaextra.blogspot.com/