July 8, 2008

The Worst Sentence Ever Said By Man

Taken from a story found on ABCNews.com
"When he fell down, his foot came up between my legs," D.J. St. James said, speaking of an injury he sustained during an amateur wrestling match. "His foot exploded my testicle."
Oh.
My.
God.

There are only a few select things that are more gruesome than getting your testicle exploded, and all of them are acts of genocide and war.

That sentence is found, alongside other horrible, horrible things in a story about testicle fractures (!!) which you can read by clicking these words.

Now I have to go apologize to my testicles for making them nervous and uncomfortable while reading this article.
viva los testicles

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