Go Colts

Sometimes it's good to be a stereotypical American male. Usually, that happens during a 5 to 7 day stretch every 28 days or so, but this time, it happened because of a classic American football game between the Colts & Patriots. The largest comeback in conference championship history, a lot of back and forth scoring, a two minute drill, the promise of more Peyton Manning commercials....and the Colts won...which is awesome for two reasons.





1) First time ever two African-American coaches are meeting in the Super Bowl, so hoorary diversity.





2) One of those coaches, Tony Dungy, looks like this:



Wow. Why are the Bears even going to show up in Miami? Don't they know? Colts have it in the bag. I'm already calling it for them, mustache science clearly on the Colts side. Final score's going to be 37 to 9.

Go Colts.

Viva el mustache.