Long Live the Late John Hope

Friends,

The revised snow total: 10 inches.

I'm still ticked about the weather. We spent 30 minutes digging out our car. So, fuck you, weather channel. Yeah, the lower case is on purpose...that's my way of showing disrpect. to those cumulonimrods (oh yeah!). Especially, Mark Mancuso. I'm pretty sure that's the damp tampon string who was spitting false news about rain instead of snow out of his ventriloquist dummy head of his. Mark Mancuso...consider your mustache rights revoked! The list of the excommunicated is now you, a child molester, and a former senator. Suck on that, Tamponcuso! Yeah, you know, you should change your last name...there isn't a trace of man in you, Mancuso. I suggest....Mark Douchecuso....or Mark Shithead.

And, upon reviewing the roster of on-air personalities at the weather channel...there is only one mustache in the whole damn crew...and that guy's dead. Must have been some kind of clean shaven mafia hit on The Late John Hope. Follow that link...that's a scared man. Why? Well...he must feel like an artist in communist Russia, or maybe John Hope was like that Chinese feller who stood in front of that tank...just a rebel. And, since John's dead and there are no other mustaches on the weather channel (just two goatees...sorry...cat-ass faces)....his revolution died with him.

So, if you want to see these weather channel non-personalities...here's the link. They all have their own blogs that can be found here....though I have to think that there blogs have just turned the internet into a house of lies. I should totally leave a comment on their blogs letting them know about their douchedom.

VIVA EL MUSTACHE!!! MUERTE weather channel!!