To Diana: I apologize for throwing up on your deck. It was one of those "surprise" evacuations. Typically I would have had time to get someplace more appropriate, or at the very least made it entirly in the yard. Being that I was surprised, I had little choice.
To whoever discovered that I threw up on the deck: I hope it was not too chunky.
To Diana's neighbors: I apologize for throwing up on your trees. While this may give you little comfort, but since the trees I fertilized with booze and fajita were on the street side of the sidewalk, I think that mess is technically the city of Mankato's responsibility to clean.
To Antionette's friend: I think your name is LaQuetta, and I couldn't say that last night no matter how hard I tried. Sorry about that.
To Natalie's friends: I called many of you last night and hung up before I spoke to you. Sorry about that. Also, I chatted with, I think, Carrie for a while and passed that phone to other people to also talk with Carrie. So, sorry about subjecting you to all that business Carrie.
To whoever had that cigarette I commandeered: I don't know who you are, nor do I remember where I put that cigarette. I assume I owe you an apology.
To the owner of the digital camera I was using: I took many pictures with that, several of which are Surdo-related, including a video of him singing. I don't remember where I put that digital camera. I think Catherine has it....I think.
To all other revelers: If I offended, tripped over, spilt on, or otherwise compromised the good time, I am sorry.
To Oprah Winfrey: I am certain that the prison tattoo of your name was done out of love. (picture below)
VIVA EL MUSTACHE
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2 comments:
HA!
The cigarettes were MINE.
The camera was MINE.
But the MOST FABULOUS picture of the night is of YOU.
hehehehehe
Hehe. The Oprah ink is fly. Perhaps you should get it immortalized? Sorry we had to bolt so early... but, my grandmother was ready to roll. Not sure why I thought it was a good idea to bring my grandmother to the party. But, she had fun nonetheless. It sounds like I missed a lot of fun. While it is not fun to vomit, I once spent an entire night devoted to finding someone vomiting so I could record it for my friend Chip (who was into that kind of thing). I was the only person who could stomach seeing someone else losing theirs. Good times.
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