UPDATED: Drunk Girl Update

they yelled "whoo" to get my attention....they threw something at my window....i think they called me quasimodo...i turned off my my light, and I'm waiting for the drunk girl storm to pass...where is a girl's gone wild video camera to distract them when I need one....oh, and I just heard one of them throw up....whoo...party......

after the initial whoo-party storm passed, it flared back up again minutes later, so I kept my lights off and listened (I didn't look out my window because I didn't want them to see me and I was enjoying their conversation more anyway)....one girl (who I will call Ashley) called her boyfriend in North Dakota, and had him on speaker phone (his name is Keith and I could hear him in my third floor window)...Ashley asked Keith if it was okay if she kissed Holly (the other drunk girl there)...Keith was speechless, then they kissed noisily...Then Holly began to brag, loudly, about their "pointy titties" and she also believed that her breasts "always pointed North" (then she began gutterally yelling 'North' and then apparently flashing Ashley)...They took several pictures of each other flashing each other, then Holly had a telling moment....Holly was overtaken by a lesbian urge and began to shout about she was going to "violate" Ashley...Holly then began tugging on Ashley's clothes (Ashley was giving a play by play to Keith), then after Holly "motorboated" Ashley's breasts, she yelled out to the Lord, to everyone that if she had a dildo she would "nail" Ashley...Then, the loud drunken conversation took a solemn turn, as Ashley said to Keith, still on speaker, "Seriously, seriously...would you be mad if I had sexual intercourse with Holly?" Keith says, "I don't know how to answer that." Then, alas, Ashley takes Keith off the speaker (presumably to get clear confirmation that a drunken lesbian experience would be okay) and then they retreat inside to make what probably will result in an awkward morning that Ashley and Holly will both swear never happened.