The King of Burgers

Friends,

I have sworn off fast-food and am currently working out like I have an Academy Award dress to squeeze into in a month, but that doesn't mean I can't celebrate Burger King.

I can't find a video of their commerical that shows, unequivocally, that their western whopper makes you more manly by growing a mustache on your face. Oh, there isn't a finer commericial on television (except maybe that one of Bruce Campbell singing Duran Duran, but if Ash had a mustache while balladering Hungry Like the Wolf, then that commerical, I have to say, would inspire religious pilgrimages to the Campbell estate). So if you find that video on YouTube or another video site, let me know and I'll post it here.

So to tide you over, Burger King also did an amazing, stupendous, fantastic, worthy of all your love and free time, kind of website. This site is like if MySpace fucked Facebook, and gave birth to pure aching desire that appealed to all genders, races, and species. And just think if they got the spelling of mustache correct.

Behold...LINKAGE: PET MOUSTACHE!


Go wallow in it friends....you know I did.


VIVA EL MUSTACHE Y VIVA HAMBURGERS GIGANTE!!!!