Friends,
I was kicking around Mankatoland with the effervescent Mitch this afternoon, and after talking about naps, the joys of milk varietals and exactly what does lavender taste like we stumbled across an interesting idea.
Imagine the person you'd like to have sex with the most (Danielle...keeps your hands on the keyboard). Got that? Now, what is the highest order of STD that you'd be willing to receive from that person? Would herpes from Natalie Portman be okay? I mean, sure, you got herpes, but you got to sleep with Natalie "Phantom Menace" Portman. What about HPV from Clive Owen? Crabs from Tom Brokaw? A urinary infection from Phil MacKenzie? Pregnant from Angelina Jolie?
What do you think?
VIVA LA NATALIE PORTMAN (NO VIVAN LOS HERPES)
September 25, 2007
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Apparently most men in Mankatoland would withstand an STD from Natalie Portman. One of my co-worker's husbands has a thing for Miss Portman, aka Padme.
I want to know this: if Big Perm has to keep her hands on the keyboard, how can she keep an accurate account of her thoughts and fantasies on this matter?
May I type one-handed?
:)
Big Perm, absolutely you could type with one hand. In fact, I just assume that's your normal mode of type anyways, what with the other hand busy teasing out your hair. I'm certain there is no other reason to type with one hand.
I'd take HIV from Chelsea Clinton!
I feel like this could become a card game.
Seth, I don't have any Chelsea HIVs: GO FISH!
Bryan, do you have any Morgan Freeman with Chlamydia?
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