Friends,
I recently added the SiteMeter feature on this website because I was curious who was visiting this corner of the internet. (Scroll all the way to the bottom of this site to see the little SiteMeter logo.)
So, I checked that today, and saw that a person from Athens, Greece had checked this website. Now, I don't know anyone from Athens, so that bodes very well that I'm pulling in an audience from outside my knot of friends. And, considering that I have global appeal, well, that's even better. To be honest, we are trading in mustache here (sometimes) and if there is anything that can spark interest in a global community, it's mustache.
I then clicked to see what routed this Grecian mustache-seeker to this site. And I learned that they did a Google search, on Google-Greek, for "hot men mustache." The number one Google-Greek website for the "hot men mustache" was, that's right, BOMM. I was, and still am, thrilled. I am, according to Google-Greek, the number one site when people are seeking Hot Men Mustache. What's even better, when you do a search for "hot men mustache" on regular-ass Google.com...I'm number one there too. I checked German Google, Russian Google, Canadian Google, Japanese Google, and all of them...BOMM is the number one site for "hot men mustache." I am the worldwide repository for "hot men mustache."
Then, I got to thinking, I'm a little light on the hot men mustache content here for being the world leader of hot men mustache. I must have really disappointed that seeker from Greece. Now, I have an obligation to fill, to not only live up to my status of the worldwide leader of hot men mustache, but to also give my audience what they want. So, below, to celebrate and continue BOMMs status as number one in the world for hot men mustache, I give you, a hot man mustache. BEHOLD!
Bathe it, you seekers of hot men mustache. Just cozy up close to the screen, and imagine those soft bristles on your cheeks and lips. Don't get much sweeter. Oh yeah.
VIVA EL CALIENTE HOMBRE MUSTACHE, NUMERO UNO DEL MUNDO!
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3 comments:
Hawt.
It makes me want to shave a handle bar stache. If I did, would I be featured on BOMM?
Yes, Jorge. You grow the handlebars, or molestache, then you'll get you're mug on this site for some hardcore Grecian yearning.
The dead has been done, although I kind of fucked it up and trimmed one side kind of narrow. I'll do better next time. I think this is my new look. It fits the dictator roll well.
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