Questions of the Day

Friends,

Let me preface this by saying I am worried by what kind of traffic this will produce from Google searches.

When I'm in the office, I like share bizarre news stories I find on the web. It's something to do. Today, I found this story on ABC News: New York City man caught in necrophilic act with 92 year old dead woman.

So, around the office, we start talking about necrophilia. I mention that David Cross has a routine in his comedy show about how necrophilia doesn't bug him because he's dead anyway, so go ahead, have sex with his dead body if you need to, he won't mind, or know. Naturally, we start kicking around this idea of necrophilia, funny ways to say why you aren't interested in necrophilia ("I'm the type of person who has trouble saying enough is enough, so I'll never be a necrophiliac"...that was Dylan Schultz's comment).

Now, the questions that came to pass:

If you were allowed to control it, who would you least like to have sex with your dead body? And who would like most to have sex with your dead body?

This question presupposes that sex with your dead body will, undoubtedly, happen. And it also presupposes that you will not take the David Cross line of reasoning with this question as it asks you to take a stand on this.

My answers: Least like: my mom. Most like: Angelina Jolie (I think she'd be into that).

VIVA EL MUSTACHE