Dear Santa...

Friends,

If I could have one thing for Chirstmas, I'm pretty sure I'd take the R. Kelly masterpiece Trapped in the Closet on DVD. Yes, I said it. I'll give you a taste of his genius:



But wait, there are more twists and turns to come! Behold, even more:


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Now, that's just seven chapters of a twenty-two chapter event. There is 15 more chapters of pure R&B opera. I haven't seen the second half yet, but I tell you, I can't wait.

Viva el mustache y R. Kelly's Opera!