PED Stache

Friends,

I know Jason Giambi has grown a mustache. I saw it a while ago, and even the proto mustache of Jenny Damon (sorry, Johnny...but we all know he throws like a scrawny girl chucking a really heavy pie). I've been torn whether or not to mention it.

First, it's the Yankees, and you know, fuck them. ESPN does enough for that team. And the Red Sox for that matter, too. Plus, Giambi is a noted `roid user, and if mustache represents on thing, it's a purity of excellence. I don't like the idea of a mustache being chemically grown like Chia pet.



But, just a second ago on ESPN, they said that since Giambi has grown the mustache, he is hitting .408. Jesus, .408? Really? Well, whether that is an ill-gotten mustache or not, you can't argue with the results. That mustache has obviously given him man-power supreme. So, let's take a look at that handsome thing:

Oh, that mustache may not be the most handsome mustache there's ever been. Maybe not even look like the kind of mustache you'd trust to be your neighbor. Not even the kind of mustache you'd want to see walk past you on the street. But, it's making Giambi, a dude who's hit about .250 over the past four seasons, to wallop a Ted Simmons like .408...then you can't deny it's effectiveness and power.

So we here at BOMM will award you, Jason Giambi, the inaugural Best & Most Effective Mustache on an Overrated Player on the New York Yankees 2008. Congratulations, Jason! Wear it loud, wear it proud.

viva el mustache