December 18, 2005

The Revolution Will Be Digitized

Welcome all lovers of man's finest expression of fashion: the mustache. While it is obvious to some, the mustache is not just for police officers, Camaro drivers, and the 1970s anymore. The mustache is no longer the facial hair equivalent of the mullet. The mustache is a beautiful, many faceted thing. Whether it be a bushy Sam Elliot, a pencil-thin John Waters, or a half-hearted two-episode-declaration-of-manliness George Eads (Nick Stokes for you CSI peeps), the mustache not only decorates the face but proclaims that the mustachioed man demands respect for his bravery in sporting his masculinity in an era of metrosexuality and feminism.

This blog will be the international home for the beleaguered mustachioed man. This blog will lead the charge to break the fashionista hold that keeps the mustache down. And let this blog be a warning to razor cartel...the mustache revolution is upon us and we members of B.O.M.M. wear our staches defiantly and proudly.

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