A CALL TO MUSTACHE

We here at B.O.M.M. formally and, regretfully secondly, mourn the passing of the Brawny mustache. (Read magnificent write up by honorary mustachioed man, Jared, here ) In this time of woe, we can only look ahead into a now mustacheless world of paper goods. So we can either lie silently....or we can act. We, the mustachioed, the mustache lovers, are men of action.

B.O.M.M has crafted a petition that will be sent to Georgia-Pacific (the parent company to Brawny) to change this blasphemous error. Follow the link after this sentence to sign the petition and literally change the face of paper goods back to where it should be. Mustache Action!

We here at B.O.M.M will not rest until this grotesteque slap in the mustachioed face by this fascist, Nazi-like, mustache-haters. And B.O.M.M shall hunt these Nazis to the depths of the Brazillian rain forest if we must, for we shall not be abide this yellow star armband that is a forcibly shaven upper lip! Down with these corporate goons! Up with mustache!

VIVA EL MUSTACHE!!!!