Hip-Hip-Mustache!
Not only did the B.O.M.M mustache science prevail in choosing the correct winner of the fucking Super Bowl, but Hines Ward, wide receiver for the Pittsburgh Steelers, and mustachioed man, won the MVP for the fucking Super Bowl. It was a complete sweep for mustachioed kind (though Mr. Ward's acceptance speech was a grammatical train explosion...I mean it went off the tracks into a retirement community and left walkers and heart medication scattered in its wake). Without further ado, here is the mighty Hines Ward, mustachioed man, and reipient of the inaugural Most Valuable Mustachioed Player in the fucking Super Bowl 2006! Congratulations, Hines! (or maybe it's Heniz, like the ketchup...or catsup)
Number 86, for the Pittsburgh Steelers, Mr. Mustache MVP, Hines (Heinz) Ward!
Revel in it people! The Revolution is upon us all!
Viva el mustache.
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I was at a superbowl party on Sunday (that was a really good day to have it too, way to go Mike) and I was telling people, it's clear who is going to win this game: Pittsburgh. It all comes down to mustache. They thought I was crazy. Well whose crazy now, bitches?
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