Mustache Science Prevails

We here at B.O.M.M are not much for self-fellating, but we would like to publicly congraulate ourselves over picking the correct pony, the correct mustache to ride, and the winner of the fucking Super Bowl based on the science of the mustache. So congratulations Bill Cowher, Most Valuable Mustache in Professional Football Coaching, and congratulations to the Pittsburgh Steelers. This is going to be the last proud moment for the city of Pittsburgh for a while (long baseball & hockey seasons to come), so enjoy it Pittsburgh, you deserve it (because of the mustache of your football coach).


Viva el mustache