The Relaunch of a Good Idea

So...there it is. My mustache. And its a fine picture, too. All kinds of `tude. Not many dudes can pull off the charcoal grey sweartshirt look like yours truly...and that matted hair look as well. Whoa, sweetness. But, then again, my style here can only be attributed to my mustache. And I believe unveiling my mustache for net consumption and viewing serves as a fitting end to the mustache exclusivity writings on this blog.

That's not to say that mustache haps can't be noticed on here. For example, in recent world events a midgety man was sentenced to ten-years probation for molesting children because he was too tiny for prison, but the tiny, midgety, molestor had a mustache. So, here's what I think, if he's man enough to grow a mustache, he's man enough to get killed in prison. Sorry, that's just how I roll when it comes to molestors. Not a whole lot of sympathy for them types, no matter how stumpy. And speaking on molestors, Colin Farrel (sp?) will be sporting a molestache in the upcoming re-branding of Miami Vice on the big screen. Oh yeah, he's Crockett. And a mustachioed Jaime Fox wears a mustache as Tubbs. And sometimes, if mustache news is fit to print, perhaps it'll show up on here.

Now, the re-dedication of this blog comes from a night of bowling, drinking and swirling thinking, and the realization that I will be entering the magnificent world of customer service shortly. Not just any customer service, but customer service for Orbitz/CheapTickets (they are the same organization by the by). And I will be answering phone calls for people who can't understand the website, or want to cancel their bookings. So I signed up to be sweared at, to be cursed at, and to become an enemy for life with a large section of the English speaking world because they won't get refunded a 25 dollar cancellation fee. And I will be doing it full-time. So I'm looking at maybe 50 calls a day (maybe more), where I do battle via the phone with America's crankiest: the upset traveler. So I think I will have plenty of moments to write about with these encounters to come...and also the group of people I will be working with so far seems interesting. Currently, I am training with a bald-headed pagan with purplish painted fingernails and loves wrestling and the Da Vinci Code (book and film [yea, it's a film to him, as he said, "the way the did the salice (sp?...it's that spiky leg thing) was beautiful"])...and he fancies himself a writer. So, let's keep our fingers crosssed that I get the same schedule as this guy...right, loving audience?

So to end this post, and notice of re-envisioning this blog (which could possibly lead to more frequent posting?), I would like to award myself the inaugural B.O.M.M. Best Mustache in a Leather Coat and Sunglasses, while Indoors. Here's the pic: Whew...I am one stunning example of manhood, ain't I. Goddamn.

VIVA EL MUSTACHE!!!!