Amendment to Politics Is Baseball Metaphor/Analogy

Friends,

You know what else wins ya ballgames? Albert Pujols. He did it tonight, and here's a ridiculous stat for you...19 of Albert's 47 homers this year has resulted in the Cardinals winning runs. How about that? Maybe if America had a few more of them, maybe we'd be better off...maybe.

You know what else is great about Pujols? He hates Republicans. Proof? Behold!

You see that old man in the red jacket? That's George Bush, Sr. And that look he has there? That's the face of a man who just had his cereal shat in by El Hombre, Numero 5, Jose Alberto Pujols. That picture is from Game 5 last year in the NLCS when Albert pissed all over Brad Lidge's career (he was the formerly dominate closter that gave up that cereal-shitter of a homerun which led to a Cardinal victory).

Let it be said that Albert will win the Cardinal's ballgames, but on Albert alone (mostly homeruns or other offensive outputs) there won't be a championship in StL. In 2005, the next game after the cereal-shitter, the Cardinals lost and did not go to the World Series, did not win a championship...again. See? Offense alone wins nothing.

VIVA EL MUSTACHE!!