Tony LaRussa Special Edition

Friends,

My bro-in-law provided me with an enhanced Tony LaRussa baseball card. And I like it. It's just like Mormons praying and baptising you in their spirit after you die (which is why they hang out at genealogy places like greasers in 1950's diners) and like George Lucas updating his films to complete his vision, or any of the other enhanced, extended, special or limited edition movie. Actually, I think this is Speilbergian in nature. I mean, who wants guns and a terrorist joke in ET anyways? I know I don't. That shit's distasteful, wouldn't play to our new sensibilities where violence is bad and terrorists are no longer a hilarious Jewish problem. Revisionism is where it's at in this day and age, baby. So in the spirit of revision and making all things right with my universe, I present to you the Limited Special Edition Tony LaRussa:

VIVA EL MUSTACHE Y VIVA EL BIRDOS!!!!!