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Friends,

I found this on ABC News:

That is not photoshopped. That is the world's tiniest body builder with what looks to be the world's most average body builder holding him up.

The tiny body builder's name is Romeo Dev and he's from India. He is 19 years old, and 33 inches tall. That's right. He's two feet, nine inches. Wow. So, for a frame of reference, Tommy Lee is about the same size, if you follow.

What makes him remarkable though is his mustache. His glorious tiny mustache. It's so tiny, yet so, so glorious. I think it makes him 10 times more manly. I mean, would you think that tiny of a person would be capable of being a body builder unless they had a mustache? It takes some serious manilness to be two foot nine, and think "Yeah, damn right I'm a body builder. Watch me flex my tiny pecs! Yes, ladies, the beach is that away" (then he would flex one arm, and rotate his fist to point toward said beach).

That's a tiny man that's all man...all three apples high of him. Which makes me wonder...remember that Smurf with a tattoo who used to beat up Brainy all the time...you know, Dickhead Smurf....who would win in a fight between Dickhead Smurf and this tiny muscular man. Remember that this man has the power of mustache on his side, so he has an extra aura of maniliess shielding him like kevlar.

Man, how much you wanna bet he's got some deep fucking Barry White voice and has put his tiny brand on all the women on the Bally's Total Fitness were he gets his flex on.



Viva el mustache