January 21, 2009

Ladies, The Beach Is Thataway

marvel in it, ladies.
that's what doctor's call a "bicep." temper your swoons, for i am a married man.
also, please excuse the stretch marks, for you can't weigh as much as i did, and do, without irreparably fucking up your skin. but this is what progress looks like.


Emily said...

That's right girls. All mine.

Steve said...

You handing out tickets to the gun show?