January 21, 2009

Ladies, The Beach Is Thataway

marvel in it, ladies.
that's what doctor's call a "bicep." temper your swoons, for i am a married man.
also, please excuse the stretch marks, for you can't weigh as much as i did, and do, without irreparably fucking up your skin. but this is what progress looks like.


2 comments:

Emily said...

That's right girls. All mine.

Steve said...

You handing out tickets to the gun show?