January 2, 2009

Star in a Bad Night

picture taken at 65 mph from interstate 64 outside washington park, illinois.
this particular club starred as the capper of a bad, bad night for me in one of my
go-to stories. you know the one, about my friend todd heaving a stomachload of
partially digested white castle hamburgers, onions, jager and tequila into my car.
and later, i wound up here to ease my troubles, since that's what stippers are supposed to do.
instead, i got foot fetish porn on the tv screens and this one girl with tiny dolphin teeth wearing a
fishnet body-stocking that made her look like mashed potatoes poured into an onion sack.
bad, bad night.

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