Friends,
Somebody get Professor Xavier to India and quick. Why?
Eight. Limbed. Child.
Yeah, nuclear energy is real safe. I do have to say that if I'm Pakistan, I'm a little unnerved by these younger Indian children because they are cranking out not only a real live Doc Ock, but also children who are immune to cobras. Behold:
I think we, as a country, needs to let up on the Indian stereotypes. I mean, if their children are cobra-proof, and have 4 legs and 4 arms...would you want to mess with them? Not even Batman would be able to handle that kind of thing. If we can't let it go, I think they'll come for our ass. And when they do, we won't be able to stop our evil venom resistant octolords.
And, once their take over is complete. All of our R&B will sound and look like this:
Our superheroes will look like this:
Our Roy Orbison will look like this:
And this is what climactic scene of Dirty Dancing would be...yes, even in Hindi, no one puts baby in a corner:
So let's make it a BOMM pledge not to be mean to Indians of India. What do you say?
VIVA EL MUSTACHE! And for our Hindi readers:
मूंछ सदैव
Somebody get Professor Xavier to India and quick. Why?
Eight. Limbed. Child.
Yeah, nuclear energy is real safe. I do have to say that if I'm Pakistan, I'm a little unnerved by these younger Indian children because they are cranking out not only a real live Doc Ock, but also children who are immune to cobras. Behold:
I think we, as a country, needs to let up on the Indian stereotypes. I mean, if their children are cobra-proof, and have 4 legs and 4 arms...would you want to mess with them? Not even Batman would be able to handle that kind of thing. If we can't let it go, I think they'll come for our ass. And when they do, we won't be able to stop our evil venom resistant octolords.
And, once their take over is complete. All of our R&B will sound and look like this:
Our superheroes will look like this:
Our Roy Orbison will look like this:
And this is what climactic scene of Dirty Dancing would be...yes, even in Hindi, no one puts baby in a corner:
So let's make it a BOMM pledge not to be mean to Indians of India. What do you say?
VIVA EL MUSTACHE! And for our Hindi readers:
मूंछ सदैव
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Here is a photo of the Octochild, courtesy of right-clickin' on the ABC News website. This will make a compelling background on your desktop computer, for sure.
As They Might Be Giants would say: We love you, spider.
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