If you have reached this post from clicking on the "men shitting" link at the top of this blog, and are in actual, honest pursuit of men shitting videos, and you have a moment to halt your search, please leave a comment at the bottom of this post about how your men shitting kink was discovered, or why you find it appealing, or anything you'd like to share about your distinct preference. I am sincerely curious about that, and I imagine other readers of this blog would like to know too. Thank you for your time.
SiteMeter has me concerned for humanity. As you may have noted, I've been keeping up that list of google search items and rankings in the sidebar to your immediate right. Now, poke through that list a little...see if you notice the most common search item that directs people from around the globe here.
Today, just minutes ago actually, a person from Italy was searching for "men shitting videos" and I was number 32 on that list.
Why the fuck would you ever want to see videos of that? Now, I can understand a great many kinks. From furries to S&M to even peeing on people, I can find some way as to why people could possibly like that. (For the record, none of those kinks I listed interest me.) But there's something about scat play that just seems extremely off limits. It stinks. It has e-coli in it. It stinks. And, you know, it's shit. What's the appeal of watching someone squeeze one out? This is an honest question too...what is the appeal?
You like that stressed face? Maybe there should be videos of people opening pickle jars then. Those jars are hard to get open, and you could drop a nut trying to turn one over. So it can't be that, so it is specifically the act of defecating that trips the trigger of those who love scat play.
And what are the videos anyway? Are they in-the-toliet kind of angles so you can see each turd birthed? Do they have HD versions of it so you could see the spincter blossom in glorious 1080p? Then what? Is that all there is to it? 120 minutes of that? Are there men shitting subdivisions, like those who prefer "soft serve" or those who are called "loggers," or those who are called "huskers" (for corn filled poop)? Do they have like soft-core versions of the shitting videos, the hotel-porn of shitting videos, and other more hardcore shitting videos? Is there a Jenna Jameson superstar of the scat scene? Does someone have that person's autograph? Is there an ironic icon of the shitting scene, a la Ron Jeremy? On the films, do they use pasteurized shit? Stunt shit? Are these people who get turned on by shit stories? Do these scatlovers know Seth? Were they fans of buttfucking at an early age, and then it just wasn't enough for them? Not the fucking part, but just the butt, and the santorum?
But, the question, the real question...why the fuck does this appeal to people? What had to happen in their lives to where they grow up to defy all evolutionary common sense when it comes to our waste? I mean, I could see the first couple hundred humans not really knowing what's going on, and getting curious, but right around human number 1,000, I think we figured out that shit is off-limits to enjoy sexually. But somehow, these pursants have overcome that biological pull to avoid your own feces and done the exact opposite with them. Therefore, it makes these people interesting...unless they are doing it just to be contrary, like some petulant teen...but I gotta admit there must be more sanitary ways to act this way.
It just befuddles me completely. So, you people who have found this website on your search for men-shitting...leave me a comment, please. What led you to this darkest of the dark art? And what makes you sift through multiple pages of men-shitting links? How do you judge men-shitting quality? Tell me your story. Please.
VIVA EL MUSTACHE (Y CLEAN LIVING)
October 25, 2007
Responsible Party: Bryan at 9:27 PM