Shitter's Full

Friends,

How can this be true?

Woman Sits on Toliet For Two Years

I guess she got on the toliet and didn't want to leave her boyfriend's house, so she stayed there, somehow, for two years.

Here are some of the highlights of the article:

1) Her skin had grown around parts of the toliet seat like a tree enveloping a barbed wire fence.

2) They had to use a pry bar to get her off the toliet.

3) They are unsure if she has mental problems.

4) The boyfriend waited TWO YEARS to call the police

5) The best part for me: the sheriff who responded to the scene: Sheriff Whipple.*




viva el mustache


*if you don't know what that's funny, let me say it like this..."Mr. Whipple? The guy who did the toliet paper commericials? Don't squeeze the Charmin? C'mon!"