Turnbuckle Jesus

Friends,

It appears Christianity is tired of a wimpy Jesus. Seems they want a manlier Jesus. Here's the link to the ABC News article that says so.

Of course, BOMM has already discussed and solved this problem for Christianity. We said way back in 2005 how a mustachioed Jesus would bring a red hot manjection to the Christianity party. (Here's the link)

So, c'mon Jesus-lovers, what's the hold up? Let's start seeing some mustache Jesus paintings, and dioramas and Last Supper ceramic models. Let's go! Let's start this wave of He-Man Jesus business.

Of course, I wouldn't mind it if they had some kind of body-builder, pro-wreslter Jesus. Then they would need to remake Passion of the Christ with The Rock playing the Lord. Man, that movie writes itself. At the end, when Jesus rises again, instead of killing those Roman guards he just DDTs them and drops an elbow on their chest.

As I'm writing this, the whole story of Jesus and Judas does have a bit of a WWF feel to it. Judas is the equivalent of a tag-team partner, and he turns on his buddy because he gets a better offer from the bad guys, so Jesus gets the smackdown laid on him. Hmm.

Could a wreslter-based Jesus film work? Would it be sacrilege if played without any campiness? So many questions. Faith is just so complicated.

VIVA EL MUSTACHE